Frank, Author at Get Star Wars

Han Shot First Tank Top

Are you looking for a great Star Wars shirt with a clever meme on it? Here is the one for you!

This “Han Shot First” unisex tank top is made from 100% jersey cotton and is as cool as it is comfortable! The Star Wars shirt has the controversial phrase written on the top and show’s a great image of Han’s iconic blaster!

As you know in the original release of the first movie, Han shot a bounty hunter named “Greedo” in the Cantina after the armed and sketchy thug had threatened his life. This scene has be subtly altered (in subsequent film releases) a few times, to having Han shoot only after being shot at, and later again to compromise as having them shoot at the same time! Heresy! For purists who know that the original telling of the tale, the original was the best, and remains canon! (Hand Cannon!) “Han Shot First” is the orthodox, honest to the Force truth!!

This tank top has notes of badass and geek all at once and is sure to be a cool conversation starter. Fun to wear to the mall, beach, around the house or at the gym! Makes a great gift for your Star Wars pals, and you have to make sure to grab one for yourself as well!

If a bounty hunter is threatening your life, sometimes it’s either you or them! Han’s a cowboy, on a steel horse he flies, and he shoots first, when it’s “dead or alive”!

Grab this killer muscle shirt while it’s still available! Choose your favourite color, available in sizes XS – XL. And may the force be with you always!

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Stormtrooper Hit’s Finn T-Shirt

Stormtroopers can’t seem to hit the broadside of a barn with a blaster, but I guess they can land a slap as good as anyone out there!

We all have seen the awesome meme of Batman slapping someone to “wake them up”! This hilarious parody displayed on a great t-shirt flips the script of that popular meme and has a stormtrooper doing the same thing to Finn, as he declares that the order is evil! The irony, of course, is that Finn is the one wide awake in this scenario!

The dialogue bubbles on this cartoon have Finn stating “but the first order is evil”, and then just as the stormtrooper does a Batman like slap, he says “Traitor!” When the ship is evil then it is good to be on the side of the mutiny, long live the rebel forces!

Do you love all things Star Wars? Do you love t-shirts? Well, that narrows it down then this shirt is definitely for you as it packs a real wallop! If you are a science fiction nerd this little item is great to get for yourself or for a friend who enjoys fandom! Goes great with a blazer, with jeans or khaki’s, shorts or dressed up!

Available in styles for men and women in sizes Small to 6XL get one baggy or tight as per your preference, and choose your favorite color in this high quality 100% cotton article of clothing!

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Grafitti Style BB-8 T-Shirt

Cuter than R2-D2? I think BB-8 pulled it off! And now he looks better than ever on this stylish t-shirt!

Very chill in this graffiti style, BB-8 will be rollin’ with your homies front and center of this 100% cotton, short sleeved shirt. The subversive tag style paint is intentionally very drippy – and the bright slasher orange against the light blue color scheme commands attention. It’s clearly the droid you’re looking for.

Choose your favorite background color and order it snug or loose in sizes Small – 6XL!

Don’t let your summer pass without this in your wardrobe. Own it today!

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Death Star Kids Light Up Shoes

Your young padawan is going to love these sneakers! Because they are all things Star Wars! And they light up when in use!

Great arch support and full support inside with a wrap around cross training style grip on the bottom. The young ones will love the appearance of this shoe, sporting a big image of an x-wing fighter in the middle of it. A top velcro strap allows for quick utility for putting them on or taking them off and guarantees a comfortable fit.

These shoes are so cool because they light up when in use. They also sport a cool color scheme of black and silver, with a red rebel insignia near the front, and a colorful red/yellow/orange starburst near the back!

The force is awesome with these shoes and so will your kid be when they are empowered by them. In strong demand the galaxy over – and able to make the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs!

Luke or Leia, Rey or Finn, they are comfy from within, jeez you’ll love these little sneakers for your kid!!

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I am Death (Star) T-Shirt

What is darker than a Death Star? Well, a fully conscious Death Star holding a scythe like a giant Grim Reaper of course!

Now you can bring that kind of dark humor to the table when you wear this hilarious t-shirt. Ironically similar to Roger Hargreave’s “Mr. Happy” character, this mean dude will share and scare some clever Darkside-perspective to those overly chipper phonies. Sci-fi is best when it is cutting edge!

Great for any sex, and perfect under a jacket, with jeans, shorts or matchable with any wardrobe item you have, this is a welcome addition for any Star Wars fan. It’s simple, a cartoon stickman made out of a Death Star, wielding a sickle, proclaiming coyly “I am death.” What more need be said?

So comfortable to wear it is a high quality, heavy-weight cotton, that comes in sizes Small to 6XL. It will become your favorite go-to t-shirt, perfect for spring and summer. Choose your favorite color and hit the order button now!

Luke, I’m telling you, this shirt is Rey cool and takes first place for humor gone evil!

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R Is For R2-D2 Toddler’s Shirt

A is for Anakin – he’s bad as he can be!
B is for Boba – another bad boy he!
C is for Chewie – he’s good enough for me!

R is for R2-D2 – proudly shown upon this Tee!

When teaching the ABC’s and 123’s, and good moral grounding, what better way to start with your little one than with everyone’s favorite and good-natured robot! R2-D2 is on this shirt for the wee ones, proudly beeping out the spelling of his name!

Count me in! R R R! His name secretly shows that he is a type of space pirate.. but kind of a Robin Hood space pirate! (Notice the Arrrrrs!?) R2 the D2!

What more is to be said about this brilliant toddler shirt! The instantly recognizable AI star is front and center – and beep booping for everyone’s pleasure!

Blue background and white lettering, it will look rebelliously wonderful on your little space adventurer! Choose the best size from 2T to 4T.

Don’t be “Luke” warm about this amazing piece of clothing. Jyn or Rei would swoon over how cute this little hero is looking on this wonderful top for your small people!

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Graffiti Stormtrooper T-Shirt

When a classic is reimagined with a bit of edge you get what is called creative genius. This is the case with this very cool rendering of a Stormtrooper helmet, done in full drippy paint – graffiti influenced and subversive as all heck.

Every artist is a thief, Disney pulled from the classics and put his stamp on them, so does Lucas Arts, so does every musician that walked and every poet philosopher that talked. It’s all about putting your spin on things and making them better, thinking differently.

So it is with this madly great t-shirt. It doesn’t do more than get in your face with an iconic rendition of the imperial menace which is the Stormtrooper.

This t-shirt is 100% heavy duty cotton and comes in unisex sizes from Small to 6XL. Looks great on frames from John Bodega to Daisy Ridley to Peter Mayhew.. get the size that’s right for you!

Everyone has a bit of the dark side in them, no matter what they try to portray. Get your drippy “trooper” helmet t-shirt today.

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I love you – I know, Star Wars Key Chain Set

True love perfected with humor! If each rose has it’s thorn -In the case of Leia, it was made manifest in her attraction of/to Hans and vices Versa’s.

“I love you.” “I know.” key chains are perfect to allow fans to present this hijinxed level of jest and take their friendship to the next level! Or to acknowledge what has been prior to unspoken! The sussed famous phrases are engraved in a casual font on the outside of the rectangular keychain, and it can truly be said that minimalism wins the day with these lovely items.

Best (and shortest) comedic ” ballad ” exchange of all time:
Princess Leia “I love you”!
Han Solo “I know!”

You aren’t truly going solo – so tag your significant other with this great gift. Your better half will enjoy both the levity and the connection. if you ever find yourself cryogenically frozen in an evil bosses lair, or chained up in a golden bikini, as happens to us all from time to time, it is good to know who your true love is!

These beautiful aluminum key chains (set includes both) are handcrafted and hand stamped in the USA. They ship quickly out of California.

Declare your feeling! Demonstrate your love by purchasing this set of his and hers complimentary “I love you” and “I know” key chains!

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Princess Leia Badass T-Shirt

Just because a princess is in the house, doesn’t mean she can’t be a badass! Well, this t-shirt makes this strong case by beautifully illustrating the baddest of the badass princesses in the Galaxy – our lady Leia!

See her standing tall, taking careful aim, and packing double blasters on this great shirt! Perfect for summer during times you want to relax and let your badass self declared.

Equally empowering and fun, just put it on and feel the force run through your veins! We know who really is in charge, and it ain’t Ham Sandwich or whatever his name is!

This beautiful Star Wars item is available in all sizes from Small – 6XL! Round out your spring and summer wardrobe with this wonderfully tough heroine.

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Star Wars Men’s Ugly Christmas sweater

Giving sweaters for Christmas are a North American classic and part of the ritual of the season. So it is great to see something so timeless to be brought into the present by having it stylized with Star Wars themes.

Staying warm has never been so cool!

This pseudo argyle pattern (referred to as “stargyle”!) is the bomb! It has Imperial AT-AT walkers and white Storm Troopers helms. You or the friend you gift with this item will look stylish and geek-chic in this uniquely patterned Christmas sweater. It is themed in red and green, and is jolly and ironic and iconic all at once.

This imported acrylic top is hand wash only, and has a ribbed knit trim at cuffs, hem and neck. Available in sizes Small – XL. Enjoy yourself with this one of a kind piece!

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