Frank, Author at Get Star Wars

R2-D2 Bento Box

“Who’s the friend who likes to play?
R2-D2
This Bento Box will make you say:
Beep Beep Beep Beep!!”

Hey! Check out this coolest of the geeky cool of Bento Boxes!
Imagine R2-D2 personally serving you lunch! Well, imagine no longer because that fantasy will become your reality when you order this Beeping Awesome Star Wars R2-D2 Bento Lunch Box!

So, you get that Lucasfilms took some serious license culturally appropriating (borrowing akin to a muse providing inspiration) Japanese Folklore in his epic trilogy STAR WARS.. well.. let’s get back to the origin of the Heian Period of Feudal Japan.. and think about what came before lunch boxes.. ummmmm BENTOS.

Wow! This product is universally fun and is a Food-safe plastic set that stacks trays one on the other, in the shape of R2D2.

At this price, a fleet of them for a full on party is entirely doable.. or just look after yourself or your loved one with a single.

Damn! Beep beep beep beep! Bento your droid and feed your need. You want this!

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Winter Yoda Tote Bag

There are Christmas Elves, Grinches, People who come from the Stars, and then there is Yoda.

I mean if you want the coolest and funniest thing to tote your Christmas gear around this year.. this is the bag for you. Star Wars is sometimes associated with Christmas, and when Yoda is dressed in his little knitted hat, with snow flakes falling all around, it is clear that this is great for the yule-tide season!

You know, sometimes when you are wondering if you should be getting gifts for yourself, or getting gifts for your friends, you have to decide. “Help them you can..” If you wield the force, seemingly you can do both! Even when the future is unclear, with the Force by your side (in handy tote form) anything is possible.

You really like this little Yoda in a knit hat. I mean, it’s Yoda, in a knit hat!

If you think Luke has cool hands, his master has a cooler (yet toasty warm) head – let other’s see via your useful yule-tide tote.

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Boba Fett LEGO Alarm Clock

Sometimes things just “click”.. like LEGO blocks that were meant to be together. Such is the case with this classic Boba Fett Star Wars LEGO alarm clock, you know it was meant for you, call it over to your neck of the galaxy at this very attractive price!

You can’t go wrong as a gift either, it’s the combination of the three most awesome things, the Star Wars franchise, bad ass Boba, and the timeless classicity of Lego, a trifecta of perfection!

Did I mention this beauty keeps the time too? Yes, outside of being gloriously cool, it is functional as well!

Enough said! Get your Boba Fett LEGO alarm clock before they disappear! Good for all kids, naughty, or nice, get your name on his list, he know’s when you are sleeping, he knows when your awake, he knows when you’ve been deep freezed in a cryogenic state!

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This Is My Lightsaber T-Shirt

Ok all the Ladies in the Club say Heyoooo! There have been brooms, wands and smart phones that have “an app for that”, but when you want someone sliced into a neat and perfect half, there is nothing like a finely honed lightsaber!

It’s like Rey’s drop of golden sun! Grrl powrr..

This t-shirt says it all, with a bit of a montage to Kubrick’s “Full Metal Jacket” to boot! “This is my LIGHTSABER. There are many like it, but this one is mine”!

Available in women’s sizes XSmall – XL, it is a comfortable 90% cotton smartly mixed with a 10% poly blend. This gorgeous top is slim fitted for style, if you prefer less so, order one size up.

Fun and stylish, it shows your sense of humor and sense of play. Wield the force with this declaration of power. There are many clever T-Shirts, but this one, you know, is specifically yours!

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BB-8 8-Ball T-Shirt

What freaking great Star Wars T-Shirt! Made with ethically sourced cotton, 100% sweatshop free, and choose your size (Small – 3XL) and color (all hues available)!

Who can you trust when you are behind the eight-ball? Well, if you live in the Star Wars universe, like most of us, it’s friendly droids who have your back, and provide your hack.

Luke, Han, Leia, even Chewie, couldn’t have done what they did without their A.I. support! Back to the future in the 70’s it was provided by loveable R2-D2 and C3PO. This time “round” its friendly BB-8!

Return the favor and get behind (literally, figuratively, p0t@to-pot8t0) droids you love with this whimsical and ironic BB-8 eight-ball t-shirt. This artificially intelligent robot is behind support for humans, and to quote Shatner “that’s something I can get behind”!

Ok, so there’s an internet meme (intentional marketing? paranoid theory? world domination conspiracy?) on the Monster brand using the Hebrew character for 6, creating a unholy trinity. And triple 7’s, using 7 as being perfection would be a jackpot of trifecta (code for holy trinity?) Convert to elite-speak and are we looking at a triple-8 and is this convergent trans-human allegiance??? Who cares, it is an awesome BB-8 T-shirt and you know you want it!

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LEGO Star Wars Stormtrooper Alarm Clock

You know when you are zipping around from Solar System to Solar System, it can be hard to know “What Time It Is” – man. I mean, we better just settle on a seemingly arbitrary unit to make it a standard. I propose the time it takes for a planet called Earth to revolve and then divide by 24, as it is a nice even number. Well, this is exactly what this beautiful LEGO Star Wars alarm clock does! It uses STANDARD EARTH TIME!

Well, if you happen to be reading about this fine product from EARTH, you may possibly have to use an alarm to make sure you do things like START YOUR DAY. Well, this clock can help you there by waking you up at a set (programmable) time, and this will benefit you by allowing you to keep your job and continue getting cool things with your money tickets!

“Day to day grind” (can only) become bearable when you pimp out your otherwise mundane items and express your individuality. Which brings this informative article to it’s strong close. YOU NEED THIS LEGO ALARM CLOCK – because it is inherently fun and cheerful – despite it representing the dark side with a bright white Stormtrooper figure! Synchronic in it’s blend of the iconic with the ironic. Day and night it will serve you right!

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Yoda Ugly Christmas Sweater

Did you ever notice that Yoda looks a bit like “the Grinch”? Well, he does. And it’s funny because only one of them is actually real, and can capture the true spirit of Christmas (in a bag).

Now you can unleash your inner cheerful #bahumbug and spread the “joy” to the world with this ugly ‘Yoda is the New Santa’ Christmas sweater. With so many people going half kilter these days, it is up to people like you or me, or Yoda, to “keep it real”!

Very durable in a lovely 50/50 cotton-poly blend – this beautiful sweater will bring you oodles of fun during the entire Christmas season. It is available in sizes Small – 5XL and will bring a smile to many.

As you can see, Yoda looks stunning in his full on crimson Santa Wardrobe, complete with a sack-o-toys for (or from) all the girls and boys! He carries his Jedi-cane ready for battle as needed, and looks very smart against the festive green background.

Is he really Santa? Is he reallly “the Grinch”? Be an important part of the conversation!

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Yoda Tote Bag

Understatement is key. A basic tote style bag with a basic mono chrome sketch of Yoda’s face – and the under statement below is “Do or Do Not..”
Yoda’s head is cooler than the Nike “swoosh” and he shared these words of wisdom well before anyone uttered “Just Do It”! He is the original Zen Master of Dagobah. Get his understated face on your bag with his tagline letting everyone know what’s up.

This is the “Bag-Yoda” of ‘Dag-obah’!

Carry your books, personal items, groceries and other bagable stuff with this very cool accessory. You can never underestimate the power of understatement _ “there is no try!” _

What’s better (and more useful) than having cooler Hans than Luke, or better Buns than Leia? It’s all about the Yoda Jedi Bag.

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BB-8 Coffee Mug

What if the cutest droid in the galaxy could get your coffee? Now it can, BB-8 (in cup form of course) from Abram’s Star Wars reboot would love to be the holder of your precious go juice.

A 14 oz capacity glassware mug has the adorable rolling droid front and centre with an orange backdrop, ready to be of assistance. His friendly predecessor R2-D2 can be easily seen in the background as well. Perfect for home, work, school this colorful accessory will bring coffee and joy to any 15 minute time period of the day!

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Droids Spice Shakers

Peanut Butter & Jam. Ernie & Bert. R2-D2 and C3PO. You know! Some things go together like.. Salt & Pepper!

Well, how about a double-double with an R2-D2 / C3PO Salt & Pepper set? Baby baby! Star Wars just got cooler.

You can’t have a better spice set than this. It is the quintessential spice set that would make even Dune’s Paul Maud’Dib jealous. Yes.. look no further because, we’re pretty sure this is the spice set you are looking for! Never find yourself in “outta-spice” again.

Metal with enamel coating enamel coating, each holds about 1 cup of spice.

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