Frank, Author at Get Star Wars

Ewok Purse

Fangirls – take a peek at the sweetest sci-fi purse on the planet! This little ewok handbag takes first prize for the most adorable accessory ever! It’s just the right size to meet your modern day needs: your phone, wallet, even notebook, but small enough to be lightweight, versatile and fashionable. You can travel light when the force is with you, or… little Endorian ewok friend, or both in this case!

The face of this benevolent space critter smiles contagiously, and the crochet style of the purse has a beautiful texture. Very durable, this bag is fully lined and has a magnetic closure for convenience. Everything about this purse is well thought out, and adorable.

So cute. Get your hands on your own Star Wars Ewok Crocheted Handbag.

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Rebel Alliance Logo Neck Tie

Minimalist design speaks to certain refinement of geek confident style. This Star Wars neck tie delivers on keeping it simple. Further elegance is achieved with the quality of this accessory, made from silk, and crafted to perfection. This top notch accessory could easily be at home in the corporate world of meetings, power lunches, breakfast clubs and important dinners, as it could be in more casual affairs.

When a person has the stones to wear what he loves, in a socially pleasing minimalist pattern, he will win the admiration of fellow fans, as well as those subliminally aware, “there’s something cool about that pattern..”

You want that piece that will tie everything together? It’s not irony when it’s straight up truth. Fully authorized product shipped in a black on black gift box with licensed Star Wars logo.

Put it on and pull this off, you want it. Get your own Star Wars Alliance Silk Tie.

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Boba Fett Pint Glass

Quick pick this up! If it’s a bounty you are looking for, or just an ice cold beer (ok, non alky bevvies too) – Boba Fett’s a quick picker upper!

Boba is the king of the intergalactic bounty hunters. Fett was able to capture Han all by himself, you know, Solo! Well, such a fantastic feat deserves recognition, and now he has it! Boba Fett can be forever immortalized in your kitchen, on this lovely Boba Fett pint glass. His name proudly displayed across the bottom border of the cup, this quintessential bounty hunter is depicted wearing his signature intergalactic camouflage jump suit, with his assortment of prey-droppers at hand and on his back.

“Here’s to you! Here’s to Fett! Dark side’s dry! Light side’s wet!” <– Note: please substitute wittier Star Wars toasts as desired!

Great for your own personal Cantina, add this full color glossy epic Star Wars beer glass to your collection of things that go clink in the night.

Get your Boba Fett Pint Glass

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It’s A Death Star Trap! Woman’s T-Shirt

What a cute t-shirt for women with style and sense of humor! “It’s a trap!” – literally! It appears that in the Death Star II, Thom has deftly molded a second Death Star completely out of cheese, and placed it upon an old school mouse trap! Red Five Skywhiskers, tapped into the force, know’s “it’s a trap!”

Sometimes, in the rat race, work-a-day world, we might ask ourselves “Who trapped my cheese?” Well, save yourself from reading the book, and express your street cred savvy with this adorable t-shirt that cut’s straight to the chase!

Red Five Skywhisker’s mouse looks so cute wearing his Rebel iconned Tie-Fighter Helmet, scaled to fit of course. The big-fromage death star is to die for!

This whimsical shirt will round out your casual wear for the summer. Goes great with jeans, khaki’s and becomes a welcome piece to mix and match! Comfortable and delightful.

This Star Wars t-shirt is available in Woman’s Small or XL sizes!

Spring the trap! Get your Star Wars Humorous ‘It’s A Trap’ T-Shirt.

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R2-D2 Knapsack Backpack

“Beep-Boop!” “Beep-Boop!”

That’s excitement you hear, about the R2-D2 backpack! So much fun! This highly rated knapsack is a riot! Imagine the smiles you will get carrying everyone’s favorite droid on your back! Star Wars fandom perfectly achieved! Just don’t tell Luke you got him!

There is a main compartment, and two useful bottom compartments, side by each, all three of which have a stylish adjustable “snap” buckle closure. The detailing on this robot bag is perfect, and sure to attract statements of envy and appreciation from the fans you pass in the course of your day.

I’m sure this is the droid you are looking for! Grab your Star Wars R2-D2 Knapsack.

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Better Call Vader T-Shirt

Heavens to Mergatroid! This is a classic mock up!

Satire done right, “Better Call Vader” turns up the funny with what would appear to be an old school service company advertisement planted front and centre on this sweet t-shirt. If Darth Vader were for hire, you know, for all your star warring needs (such as, but not limited to, 1) droid finding, 2) bounty hunter collaborating, 3) construction supervising, 4) dark side connecting and well yeah.. that stuff!)! He’s the best at all this stuff! He’s your man! “Better Call Vader!”

See!!: The Lord Vader Standing in his evil glory, lightsaber drawn, commanding the central focus of the shirt! Sith Master for higher!
Hear!! In your minds ear, the advertising agent listing off all the things Vader can help you with!
Feel!! (no – not Corinthian leather, that’s the other guy..) Oh so comfy, preshrunk, heavy weight, 100% cotton!
Smell!! A clean new shirt!
Taste!! (What you eating under there??) Nothing to taste here silly!

Get your very own Star Wars Better Call Vader Shirt.

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Star Wars Dangling Earrings

If your eyes are the windows to your soul, than your ears are the doorways to the Force! Recognize them as such with this with these geek-chic sci-fi dangle earings. Your choice of TIE Fighter, X-Wing or Death Star. These likely meet your dress code, but regardless, they simply express your style and what you are cool about loving.

“Yeah, that’s a Death Star hanging from my ear. Yes, I am a Star Wars fan, and yes they make me happy. Anything further?”
No questions here! Mix and match too as you wish.

These Star Wars earrings are made out of 316L (implant grade) surgical Steel, and will be a welcome addition to your existing selection of jewelry. The ultimate fandom accessory.

Get your own pair of Star Wars Dangling Earrings.

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#1 Dad In The Galaxy T-Shirt

Wow. if you really get your head around the myth that is Star Wars, we are to believe that the Heroes of this tail, are twins (Luke and Leia) who in turn came from the darkest Father in the land (Darth Vader) who was a good guy turned bad!

Ok this philosophy is conceptually deep! It speaks to freedom of choice, nurture versus nature, duality and dialectics, and both anthropomorphological Frankenstein trans human models succumbing to their shadows, and human and non human ones rising above them.

But, as much as everyone loves there own Mother, does not everyone loves their own Dad! And who doesn’t love the baddest Dad in the Land? Sith Lord etraordinaire, D.V. himself! Without Darth Vader, what is the story about? (hint: No story without him.) Without Anakin (Darth Vader) where would Luke and Leia come from?

There are sometimes long prologues to get to the point. Sometimes they float across the screen in epic scrolling fashion, disappearing into the horizon with accompanying orchestral music playing in Dolby DTS surround sound, listing minutia and history bringing us to where the kind viewers find themselves. Sometimes they are speculations on a stationary screen.. but in any case.. getting back to reality now, the two points I wish to make are simply 1) Darth Vader is the baddest Dad in the land, and 2) We all love him, and this fact is t-shirt worthy.

The epic #1 Dad Star Wars Darth Vader t-shirt shows the dark lord, Darth Vader, arms crossed defiantly, unabashedly gazing forward, with his matter of fact mask keeping his ever calm expression in place, cloak present, speaking to his majestic badness.

The shirt is made with 100% pre-shrunk cotton, and is available in Men’s sizes Small – 2XL. (Looks great on women too of course!)

The Force is Strong!

Get your Star Wars #1 Dad Darth Vader T-Shirt.

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Star Wars Dagobah Shower Curtain

Shower you must! Enjoy you may!

You can feel the sanctuary of Yoda’s Planet with this imaginative and well rendered official Star Wars Dagobah Shower Curtain! A beautiful depiction of the sinking X-Wing fighter (waiting to be lifted by your Force TK), with Bogwings looking on, creates a very surreal mood, when you take your daily shower. You can almost feel the presence of the Jedi Master, encouraging you to push past any boundaries or limitations.

Gravity? Laugh at it; there is no spoon! Wait! What?! Use the force! Don’t forget to wash behind your ears!

A full 72 inch square scene, and comes complete with 12 clear plastic shower curtain rings! An official Star Wars Product, so you know it is good quality.

Get hold of your simply amazing Swamp Planet Dagobah Shower Curtain.

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Wookie Mode T-Shirt

We’ve all been there! Maybe we didn’t eat our wheaties! Maybe we did eat our cornflakes, but they tasted a little off.. Maybe Scorpio is in retrograde! Maybe, we are just made that way! Well, blend your awesome mood swings with a piece of epic Star Wars cool, with this primo “Wookie Mode” T-Shirt!

Check out the hilarious side-spitting imagery of Chewbacca going Ape (or full-on Primal Wookie)! Don’t you fee this way internally sometimes? Don’t you wish there was a comical way you could express this to the world (Freud would call using art to express your turmoil “Sublimation” – we call it “Awesome”!)

Your Wookie Mode (since 1977) T-Shirt is available in a wide array of sizes from Small – 6XL to fit all sizes and ages of Wookies (Wookiees)! Be charming when you get cranky or have a fit, or simply be stubborn to the max with a roar and do it with flair in your Wookie Mode casual wear.

Wookie me! Wookie you! Grab your own hilarious Star Wars Wookie Mode T-Shirt.

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